Sexpunk flash fiction that appeared in Full-Metal Orgasm issue 69001. Free.
IMPORTANT: While I appreciate the great amount of interest that has been generated in FMO, there are two things I would like folks to take notice of.
1) I’m sorry, at this time, I cannot accept art/comics for story publication (with the exception of cover art).
2) Please, please, please! Follow the submission guidelines. I posted them specifically to inform folks of what I do and don’t want.
Sexpunk Spunk Anthologies Submissions Information
Sexpunk / Sex-fi
Portmanteaux of ‘sex’ and ‘cyberpunk’ and ‘sex’ and ‘sci-fi’ respectively.
Fiction set on gritty, fast-paced, furious and alien worlds, wherein racy, hardcore sex with aliens, monsters, cyborgs, mutants, robots and similar agents is as central to its nature as the technology also inherit in the genres.
Not to be taken seriously, sexpunk/sex-fi is outrageous, over-the-top entertainment.
I am looking for…
original, hard-hitting, fast, hyperviolent, sexual, x-rated fiction with strong characters and plot.
Think sex with aliens/robots/AIs, dogfights, street fights, fight bites, bite fights, virtual wars, tentacle sex, black holes, wormholes, shaved holes, intergalactic criminals, mad scientists, futanari/hermaphrodites, body mods, transhumans, vore, post-apocalyptic worlds, destruction, dystopia, gleaming towers, utopia, death, mayhem, insanity, computer viruses, hedonistic cults, retro-futures, flying cars, extrasolar planets, Mars, and perversion… for starters. Then mix it all together with whatever the hell the opposite of ‘political correctness’ is and the glitz and glam of the 80s (okay, that part is optional).
In other words… KNOCK ME ON MY ASS. NOTHING IS TOO ORIGINAL FOR THIS ANTHOLOGY. NOTHING IS TABOO (with the exception of Hate). I do not freak out over words or ideas. I cannot stress this enough. I don’t care what you submit as long as you don’t bore me.
I am not looking for…
A house in Snoresville. I will turn down fan fiction (reworking of copyrighted material), reprints, excerpts from your upcoming novel, simultaneous submissions, vampires, werewolves, zombies, superheroes, or religious themes/undertones.
Who can submit?
FMO is open to veterans and amateurs alike. However, everything will be read with a careful eye.
Who is the publisher?
I am Brent Millis (nom de plume: Made in DNA).
Amazon Kindle, direct sale PDF, (and maybe Smashwords).
How much does it pay?
As of February 1, 2012, the rate is 1 US cent ($0.01) per word, and a DRM-Free PDF version of the ebook. You will need a PayPal account (sorry — if you do not, contact me as there may be a way to work things out).
When will I be paid?
As of February 1, 2012, the e-magazine is just starting out, therefore authors and cover artists are paid via profit-sharing. Royalties made on sales will be split between all persons (except myself) on a quarterly basis until they are paid in full. I, the publisher, will not see a single cent of the money until everyone else is paid. If you cannot agree to this, please do not submit. I do not want any misunderstandings.
Maximum Word Length
Will pay up to 10,000 words
Submissions for the fourth issue are now open. Deadline is August 1, 2013.
How to Submit
When submitting, your document should be formatted thus:
1) in doc or docx format - if it is necessary you use a format other than doc(x), please let me know in advance, we can work it out
2) in Times New Roman font / font size 12
4) do not double-space after a period (single space only, thanks)
5) first three lines should contain the title, author name as you wish to see it in-print, and your email address
6) the file name of the document itself should read: the title, author name (as you wish to see it in-print)
7) no Tab or indenting new paragraphs
8) without headers, footers or page-numbers
9) any break in the text representing change in time/point of view/chapter or similar should be represented as: return, +++, return. See example at the bottom.
10) Email to: firstname.lastname@example.org
11) Email subject should read: title, author name as you wish to see it in-print - the name of the project you are submitting to
12) Introduce yourself (briefly) if we have never met.
Please understand that it’s important to have some kind of continuity among the many works received when it comes time to edit them together. Thank you.
(an ideal image of how you should format)
Pick it up at your local Amazon (search for “Full-Metal Orgasm 69003”) or click the link along the right-hand side to get it in DRM-free PDF, mobi or ePub versions, an image of the cover (hi-res) and two hi-res wallpapers of the cover. All for just $3. Add an extra $1 and get a bonus music track written exclusively for Full-Metal Orgasm #69003.
Only a week to go, gang! There are new rewards up, too. Don’t miss out. Help me pay my contributors (authors/cover artist/musicians). I don’t make a penny until after they get paid! That’s the way it should be, in my book!
I hope you all will help spread the word. I use every cent I get to pay my writers/artists on launch week! Remember this is not a magazine you are going to have to wait long for, it’s nearly finished. You will receive it in early December!
Thanks so much for the support so far! It’s great to see the enthusiasm! If you haven’t “pre-ordered” yet, do so soon because this project will end on Nov 30th! That’s less than 2 weeks!
Also, download the FREE PDF SAMPLES at the bottom. 50% of each story!
Get jiggy with the Full-Metal Orgasm Kickstarter campaign for issue 3. (Pick up issues 1 and 2 at a discounted price.)
What is FMO ?
FMO is a tri-annual (three issues a year) indie prose fiction e-magazine heavily steeped in strong adult themes. (Think Heavy Metal Magazine or 2000 AD style stories, but prose.) Every issue features three to five original stories by various authors from around the world.
What is the current state of the issue (3)?
Submissions from authors have been rolling in since launch of the first issue back in June, and I have enough stories to fill the third issue. The editing process is in full swing.
Is there a print version?
No, I’m sorry. At this time, there is not. FMO is a high-quality PDF you can print out though. Thank you for understanding.
**PDF Samples - 50% of previous issues!**
Preview of cover for issue #69003 (three). Art by Miko Peru.
FULL-METAL ORGASM goes on sale here (direct) or at your local Amazon, in early December.
From now until the end of August, pre-orders on Full-Metal Orgasm will be half-price!
Just get your copy reserved, contribute to the FMO Fiction eMagazine Issue 2 campaign at indieGOGO.
Just $5.00 will get you the second issue! There are other great perks of course, ranging in contributions from $1.00 to $20.00.
This campaign is running for a limited time. Don’t miss out!
If you are curious as to what folks are saying about the first issue, click on the Amazon reviews!
This is the premiere issue (#69001) of Full-Metal Orgasm eMagazine!
An adult prose fiction eMagazine of sex and science fiction!
100 pages of alien sex, tentacle sex, big guns, bigger tits, robococks, and anal black holes in a high-quality DRM-free PDF format.
Moreover you’ll receive an original wallpaper version of the eMagazine cover by tentacle-sex master and manga artist extraordinaire Toshio Maeda (hentai comic artist of La Blue Girl and Urotsukidoji: Demon Invasion)!
“Sexualeyes” - MT Starkey
“Cyborgasm Stompfuck” - E. A. Black
“Jizzembowler” - Made in DNA
“The Companion” - D.L. Warner
“Little Death” - James ‘Grim’ Desborough
“Night of the Mother” - Rick Moore
“Espionage Dolls” - Glynn Barrass
“The Wasters” - John Trevillian
Read the sampler (50 pages, incl 1 full story, the editorial, introduction and more).
Price: $8.99 USD (direct purchase from publisher - ME!)
Subject: FMO Issue 69001
Include email address if different from payment email.
Please allow 24 hours for delivery.
Or visit your local Amazon for a Kindle version ($9.99 USD or equivalent):
Now available for iPad from MagCloud:
FMO 69001 for iPad
FMO is an indie adult sexploitation science fiction publication! By purchasing, you are agreeing that you are of adult age in the region that you live in, and furthermore that it is legal to own the material contained within in your country of residence.
This is an eMagazine. (There is no planned print version.)
Good readers and followers,
I’d like your attention for just a moment to speak on a subject that I think may be the center of a little ‘controversy’ concerning this fine, adult publication.
While I’m sure the bulk of you all already understand this, I would like to reiterate one point: Full-Metal Orgasm is not about hyperviolenT sex in science fiction. It is about hyperviolenCE and sex in science fiction.
One is an adjective, the other is a noun. Worlds of difference.
Of course, I can accept the former if it can be pulled off well during “battle sex” (see link to sampler below for explanation), but in general, I’m not interested in people beating on other people for sexual pleasure (consensual or otherwise).
So let it be perfectly clear, I rock (and hope you all do too) to outrageous, hyperviolent action scenes wherein characters use their cocks as shotguns and their tits as missiles.
Thank you so much for letting me get that off my chest.
Brent, FMO publisher
Curious or confused? Check out the editor’s introduction (and all the great fiction action) in the free sampler.
Thinking of submitting? Read the Submission Guidelines thoroughly before doing so. Thanks!